n48=..Set Back:/timer1 off | /ame is back | /away | /disable #away
n49=.PAGER
n50=..On:/ame is away, <ò> /ctcp $me page <ò> to yell at me | /enable #pagersay | /enable #pager
n51=..Off:/ame is back | /away | /disable #pagersay | /disable #pager
n52=-
n53=Channel
n54=.CHANNEL PROTECTION
n55=..Flood Watch (lines/sec)
n56=...ON:/set %floodpro enabled | /echo 4 Channel Flood Protection Now Active | /amsg 12 I have Activated my <FeAr FlooD ProTeCTion> Please, No more than < $+ %maxlines $+ > <LineS> in < $+ %maxsecs $+ > <Seconds>
n57=...OFF:/set %floodpro disable | /echo 4 Channel Flood Protection Now Inactive | /amsg 12 I have De-Activated my <FeAr FlooD ProTeCTion>
n58=...SET TRIGGER:/set %maxlines $?="How many lines? (ie 5)" | /set %maxsecs $?="In How many Secs? (ie 5)" | /echo 4 Chan Flood Trigger Set To %maxlines lines in %maxsecs seconds!
n59=..Characters Protection
n60=...ON:/set %charonoff enabled | /echo 4 Characters Kick Is Active at %maxchars a line. | /amsg 12 12 I have Activated my <FeAr Too-Many ChARacTerS KiCK> Please, Dont Use More Than < $+ %maxchars $+ > in one TeXT BloCk!
n61=...OFF:/set %charonoff disable | /echo 4 Character Kick Is Now Off | /amsg 12 I have De-Activated my <FeAr Too-Many ChARacTerS KiCK>
n62=...SET MAX CHARACTERS:/set %maxchars $?="What is Max. Characters (ie. 300)?"
n63=..Cap Lock Protection
n64=...ON:/set %caponoff enabled | /echo 4 Cap Lock Now On. No more than %caps.trigger percent is allowed! | /amsg 12 I have Activated my <FeAr CaP KicK> Please, Dont use more than %caps.trigger percent caps in your text!
n65=...OFF:/set %caponoff disable | /echo 4 Cap Lock Now Off | /amsg 12 I have De-Activated my <FeAr CaP KicK>
n66=...SET TRIGGER:/set %caps.trigger $?="Max Number of Caps (percent) Usually 75"
n67=..Filter Kick
n68=...ON:/set %filteronoff enabled | /set %filter. [ $+ [ # ] ] $?="What word?" | /msg # 12 I have Had enough of that stupid word < $+ %filter. [ $+ [ # ] ] $+ > So I am going to Filter it out. <I will kick you if u say that word>
n69=...OFF:/set %filteronoff disable | /unset %filter. [ $+ [ # ] ] | /msg # 12 I have De-Activated my <FeAr FiLTeR KicK> You can once again speak freely.
n70=...CHANGE:/set %filter. [ $+ [ # ] ] $?="Old: %filter. [ $+ [ # ] ] -- Change It to?" | /msg # 12 I am changing the filterkick word to < $+ %filter. [ $+ [ # ] ] > Dont Say ThaT word ! I will KiCK!
n71=..Private Protection
n72=...ON:/set %privflood enabled | /echo 4 Private Flood Protection Now Active at %pmaxlines (lines) in %pmaxsecs (seconds)
n74=...SET TRIGGER:/set %pmaxlines $?="What is the max lines (ie 6 - 8)" | /set %pmaxsecs $?="In How many Seconds? (10 - 12)" | /echo 4 Private Flood Trigger Set To %pmaxlines (lines) in %pmaxsecs (seconds).
n199=...Password:/msg Nickserv set passwd $?="Enter New Password"
n200=...Kill
n201=....On:/msg Nickserv Set Kill On
n202=....Off:/msg Nickserv Set Kill Off
n203=...Url:/msg Nickserv set Url $?="Enter Url"
n204=..Access
n205=...Add:/msg Nickserv Access Add $?="Enter address to Add"
n206=...Delete:/msg Nickserv Access Del $?=Enter address to Delete"
n207=...List:/msg Nickserv Access List
n208=..Recover:/msg Nickserv Recover $?="Enter Nickname to recover" $?="Enter password for the nick"
n209=..Ghost:/msg nickserv ghost $?="Enter Nickname to Ghost <Kill>" $?="Enter password for the nick"
n210=..Drop:/msg nickserv drop $?="Enter nick to drop"
n211=..Release:/msg nickserv release $?="Enter nick to release" $?="Enter password for the nick"
n212=..Acc:/msg nickserv acc $?="Enter nick to set access level" $?="Enter access level"
n213=..List:/msg nickserv list
n214=..Info On Nick:/msg nickserv info $?="Enter nick"
n215=-
[qPopup]
n0=-
n1=UCentral:/uwho $$1
n2=Whois:/whois $$1
n3=CTCP
n4=.Ping:/ctcp $$1 ping
n5=.Finger:/ctcp $$1 finger
n6=.Version:/ctcp $$1 version
n7=.Time:/ctcp $$1 time
n8=.Userinfo:/ctcp $$1 userinfo
n9=.ClientInfo:/ctcp $$1 clientinfo
n10=DCC
n11=.Send:/dcc send $$1
n12=Log!
n13=.Log On:/log on
n14=.Log Off:/log off
n15=IGNORE!
n16=.nick ignore:/ignore $$1
n17=.address ignore:/ignore $$1 3
n18=Actions!
n19=.FeAr Slaps
n20=..Trout:/me slaps $1 around with a rotten trout!
n21=..Stone:/me has been turned to stone cause of $1 's uglyness!
n22=..Bat:/me gets a blue plastic bat and smashes $1 with it " BATTER UP!! "
n23=..Surprise:/me sneaks up behind $1 and puts a live tarantula down $1 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
n24=..Warning:/me warns $1 to watch their mouth or risk being kicked!
n25=..Fake lagg:/say $1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say hehehehe Gotcha!
n26=..Block Attack:/me blocks $$1's futile and hopeless attack!
n27=..Glare At:/me glares sharply at $$1 !
n28=..Punch:/me punches $$1 sharply in the nose!
n29=..Shotgun:/me blows $$1 away with a double barrel shotgun!
n30=..Grenade:/me takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$1! | /say Damn...what a BLAST!!!
n31=..Hangman:/me puts a tight rope around $$1's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say hung!!!
n32=..Cast Spell:/me casts a magical spell of $?="What kind of spell?" upon $$1!
n33=..Atomic Blast:/me flys over in his B-52 Bomber and drops a 100 bombs over $$1! | /say So Long!
n34=..Chainsaw:/me takes out his chainsaw and cuts $$1 into so many pieces his momma couldn't put him back together! | /say It slices, it dices, and it makes curly fries!
n35=..Cornholio:/me drinks some coffee and turns into CORNHOLIO!!! | /me does a flying jump kick to $$1's face!
n36=.General Actions
n37=..Wave:/me waves hi to $$1!
n38=..Hi:/say Hi $$1!
n39=..Bye:/say Bye $$1! Take Care!
n40=..Laugh at:/me laughs uncontrollably at $$1!
n41=..Talk Backwards:/backwards $?="Enter a message"
n42=..Play ASCII Art:/play c:\internet\mirc\ascii\ $+ $?="Give name of file to play" $+ .txt
n60=..Trout:/me slaps $1 around with a rotten trout!
n61=..Stone:/me has been turned to stone cause of $1 's uglyness!
n62=..Bat:/me gets a blue plastic bat and smashes $1 with it " BATTER UP!! "
n63=..Surprise:/me sneaks up behind $1 and puts a live tarantula down $1 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
n64=..Warning:/me warns $1 to watch their mouth or risk being kicked!
n65=..Fake lagg:/say $1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say hehehehe Gotcha!
n66=..Block Attack:/me blocks $$1's futile and hopeless attack!
n67=..Glare At:/me glares sharply at $$1 !
n68=..Punch:/me punches $$1 sharply in the nose!
n69=..Shotgun:/me blows $$1 away with a double barrel shotgun!
n70=..Grenade:/me takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$1! | /say Damn...what a BLAST!!!
n71=..Hangman:/me puts a tight rope around $$1's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say hung!!!
n72=..Cast Spell:/me casts a magical spell of $?="What kind of spell?" upon $$1!
n73=..Atomic Blast:/me flys over in his B-52 Bomber and drops a 100 bombs over $$1! | /say So Long!
n74=..Chainsaw:/me takes out his chainsaw and cuts $$1 into so many pieces his momma couldn't put him back together! | /say It slices, it dices, and it makes curly fries!
n75=..Cornholio:/me drinks some coffee and turns into CORNHOLIO!!! | /me does a flying jump kick to $$1's face!
n79=..Talk Backwards:/backwards $?="Enter a message"
n80=..Wave:/me waves hi to $$1!
n81=..Hi:/say Hi $$1!
n82=..Bye:/say Bye $$1! Take Care!
n83=..Laugh at:/me laughs uncontrollably at $$1!
n84=..Play ASCII Art:/play c:\internet\mirc\ascii\ $+ $?="Give name of file to play" $+ .txt
n85=-
n86=Massinvite!:/invite $$* $?="What Channel"
n87=-
n88=FeAr KiCkS
n89=.FeAr KiCkS
n90=..Garbage:/me thinks it's time to take out the GARBAGE! | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1
n91=..Trouble:/say "I KNOW TROUBLE WHEN I SEE IT " | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1
n92=..No holds barred:/me becomes ENRAGED with $1 's actions and GRABS $1 by the throat | /say "HOW DOES THIS FEEL" | /me Catapults $1 out of the channel!! | /timer3 1 7 /kick # $1 Call 911 you need it!
n93=..Ops ops ops:/me has had enough of $1 's begging for ops!! | /say Sure you can have ops $1 .... IN ANOTHER CHANNEL | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1
n94=..Language:/me SsmellsS a foul odor coming from $1 's mouth | /me grabs a can of LYSOL Pine Scented Mist and Sprays $1 's mouth with it | /say "NOPE THAT DIDN'T HELP! Maybe This Will!!! " | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1 Bye Stinky!
n95=..Pervert:/me detects a PERVERT in ther room! | /me takes a nice solid brick, loads it in a slingshot, Aims for $1 | /say AIM! FIRE!! | /me watches as $1 is belted with the brick | /say WOO It Blew Him Right Out Of The Channel! | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1 Go To A Sex Channel Pervert!
n96=..Annoying:/say That's All I Can Stand Cause I Can't Stands No More! | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1 Annoy someone else!
n97=..Age/Sex/Check:/say Hmm..... Lets See..... Age=OLD Sex=PRIVATE and Check=CHECK THIS OUT! | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1 No Age Sex Checks!
n98=..Flooding:/say Hey.... Theres no flooding on this channel!!! | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1 ((( FeAr FlOoD PrOtEcTiOn )))
n99=..Idle:/say Hey $1 , you arent saying ANYTHING at all i should kick you shouldnt I? | /kick # $1 TALK SOMETIME!
n100=..AutoKick:/auser 12
n101=..Swear KiCk!
n102=...ON:/enable #swearkick | /ame 12Watch your mouth Swear kick is now ON!
n103=...OFF:/disable #swearkick | /ame 12Watch your mouth Swear kick is now OFF!
n104=..Noise KiCk!
n105=...NOISEKICK ON:/ruser $1 $+ ! | /guser =18 $$1 3 | /notice $me [""NOISE KICK ACTIVATED""] If $1 speakes, $1 will be kicked. | /notice $1 *{NoiseKick}* NoiseKick activated, if you speak, you will be kicked. So please be quiet...
n109=..Hate:/me hates the site of $1 's face | /timer1 1 3 /ban # $1 3 | /timer2 1 10 /say You disgust me $1 GET OUT NOW!! | /timer3 1 17 /kick # $1 YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO LEAVE WITH DIGNITY!! TOO BAD!!
n110=..Enemy:/me TAKES AIM UPON $1 ! | /timer1 1 5 /me Whips the Cannon 3 degress right ...awww perfect | /timer2 1 10 /say FIRE!! | /timer3 1 15 /ban # $1 3 | /timer4 1 20 /say DAMN JUST GRAZED HIM | /timer5 1 25 /say FIRE 2!!!! | /timer6 1 32 /kick # $1 DIRECT HIT!! | /timer7 1 37 /say HEHEHEHEHEHEHE =)
n111=..Talk:/say $1 IS ALL TALK AND NO ACTION!! | /timer1 1 5 /say LET ME DEMONSTRATE SOME ACTION TO YOU $1 | /timer2 1 10 /ban # $1 3 | /timer3 1 15 /say CAMERA'S.... | /timer4 1 17 /say LIGHTS..... | /timer5 1 20 /kick # $1 ****ACTION****
n14=..Set Back:/timer1 off | /ame is back | /away | /disable #away
n15=.PAGER
n16=..On:/ame is away, <ò> /ctcp $me page <ò> to yell at me | /enable #pagersay | /enable #pager
n17=..Off:/ame is back | /away | /disable #pagersay | /disable #pager
n18=Invite User:/invite $$?="Enter Nickname And Channel:"
n19=Ban User:/ban $$?="Enter Channel And Nickname:"
n20=Kick User:/kick $$?="Enter Channel And Nickname:"
n21=Ignore User:/ignore $$?="Enter Nickname:"
n22=Quit IRC:/quit
[Variables]
n0=%snick ThePressu
n1=%schan #!teen-warez!
n2=%i 10
n3=%floodpro disable
n4=%maxlines 6
n5=%maxsecs 5
n6=%caponoff disable
n7=%caps.trigger 75
n8=%filter.#!teen-warez! Lamer
n9=%privflood disable
n10=%pmaxlines 7
n11=%pmaxsecs 11
n12=%split1 voyager
n13=%split2 wiznet-hub
n14=%filteronoff disable
[Commands]
n0=1:PING:/notice $nick Hey thats sexual harrasment! Im calling the cops on you!:>
n1=1:DCC SEND:/notice $nick Thanx for sending me $parm1 $nick!!!:>
n2=1:DCC CHAT:/notice $nick Let's Chat!!!:>
n3=#pager disabled
n4=1:page:/beep 3 500 | /notice $me ***** $nick just paged you ***** | /speak $nick just paged you | /notice $nick Hi, I'll answer you a.s.a.p, if I don't within a minute or so please leave a message :-)
n5=#pager end
[Events]
n0=:ON JOIN:#:{
n1= inc %count 1
n2= /notice $nick Welcome to 4,15-4,14:4,1[ $+ $chan $+ ]4,14:4,15-4,15Todays date & time-< $+ $date - $+ - $time $+ >-4,14You are person Number -{ 9,1 %count 4,14 }- | { if ($me isop $chan) { %snick = $nick | %schan = $chan | .enable #checkchan | whois $nick } | else { halt } }
n3=}
n4=1:on invite:*:msg $nick Thanks for the invitation | ignore -iu60 $nick 2